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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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