He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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