Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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