My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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