roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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