Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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