Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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