The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
