Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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