What a fucking waste of an outfit
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
