dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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