Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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