I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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