are you still at the devil's house?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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