It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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