if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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