sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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