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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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