we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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