he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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