The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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