so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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