They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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