Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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