Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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