I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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