Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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