You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
