new low.... made out with someone while peeing
my being single is dangerous.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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