We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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