Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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