Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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