i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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