We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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