you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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