I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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