I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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