Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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