I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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