the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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