do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Randomize
