better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Randomize
