trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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