yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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