I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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