when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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