return my video game
Sry I called you an 8
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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