Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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