i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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