Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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