bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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