The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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