Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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