I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
