we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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