When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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