I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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