one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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