I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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