So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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